Boys are cheats and liars,
They’re such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything,
To get to second…

Baseball! Baseball!
He thinks he’s gonna score.
If you let him go all the way,
Then you are a…

Hor ticulturist studies flowers,
Geologist studies rocks.
The only thing a guy wants from you,
Is a place to put his…

**** roaches! Beetles!
Butterflies and bugs!
Nothing makes him happier than,
A giant pair of…

Jug glers and Acrobats!
A dancing bear named Chuck!
All guys really want to do is…
Forget it, no such luck!